Monday, September 14, 2015

#collegeishard

Follow the road till further instructions
"Everything you need is all online."
"Make sure you print out the assignment!"
That'll be 267 dollars.
Is this the right building.
Ughu, just one more flight of stairs.
Sorry, we're not hiring.
(Pounding feet from the 2 a.m. party upstairs.)
6 o'clock alarm! wah Wah WAH!
Text tone mid class...
Now make a legal U turn.
Excuse me do you know where this building is ?
Just one more flight of stairs.
Hi Mom! Uh, yes... I'm eating healthy...
(Later) Oh, I have no vegetables. Or fruit. Or...
Oh my gosh! Did you watch ____ last night!?
Wait listing.
...clear across campus.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No! I forgot my wallet!
Is the door locked?
Netflix!
What is it seriously 11:42?
6 o'clock alarm! wah Wah WAH!
I wouldn't wear that, there's supposed to be a thunderstorm.
Hey, are you ready yet?

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